DOUGLAS DIARIES MARCH 13, 2005 PART II

A NEW STUDY SAYS THAT REGULAR BRUSHING AND FLOSSING MAY HELP YOU BATTLE HEART DISEASE…THE LATEST FINDINGS SAY THAT CHRONIC INFLAMMATION FROM GUM DISEASE MAY CREATE A SITUATION WHERE THE BACTERIA FROM YOUR MOUTH WILL GET INTO YOUR BLOOD STREAM AND MAY PROMPT INFLAMATION OF THE ARTERIES.

I DON’T KNOW WHY, AS YOU KNOW, I NEVER BELIEVE THESE MEDICAL STUDIES, BUT FOR SOME REASON I BUY THIS ONE. SO, IF YOU DON’T FLOSS TO ENSURE YOUR BREATH DOESN’T STINK FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU, AT LEAST DO IT FOR YOUR HEART.
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THE DEFIANT DOUGHNUT IS MANAGING TO SURVIVE ALL OF THE LATEST AND GREATEST DIET TRENDS…AMERICANS STILL EAT ROUGHLY 10 BILLION DOUGHNUTS A YEAR.

EXPERTS ARE SAYING IT MAY BE THE SHAPE OF THE DOUGHNUT THAT MAKES IT SO POPULAR. LISTEN. THAT’S NOT THE CASE. THIS SHOULDN’T BE A SURPRISE TO ANYONE. YOU COULD MAKE DOUGHNUTS IN THE SHAPE OF A PILE OF DOG CRAP, BUT AFTER YOU DEEP FRY IT AND THEN TOP IT WITH A SUGAR GLAZE OR MELTED CHOCOLATE, IT’S GOING TO TASTE GOOD AND PEOPLE WILL WANT TO EAT IT.
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CONGRESS AND MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ARE STILL FIGHTING OVER STEROIDS… IT SEEM LIKE BASEBALL HAS TURNED THE BLIND EYE TO THE DRUG USE PERPETRATING ITS RANKS.

THIS IS PATHETIC. MONEY SEEMS TO BE MORE IMPORTANT TO THOSE IN SPORTS. IN MY MIND, STERIOD USE IS CHEATING, AND CHEATING SHOULDN’T BE TOLERATED.

WHAT MESSAGE DOES IT SEND TO PEOPLE WHEN THOSE USING THE DRUG ARE FAMOUS MILLIONAIRES AND THERE’S NO REPRICUSSIONS FOR THEIR ACTIONS?

ATHLETES WHO USE STEROIDS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THEIR SPORT FOR LIFE WITH NO EXCEPTIONS…JUST LIKE PETE ROSE WAS FOR GAMBLING. THEN THE MESSAGE TO KIDS AND THE REST OF AMERICA WON’T CONTINUE TO BE THAT MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HONESTY.
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ACTRESS TARA REID IS SUING THE OWNERS OF A LAS VEGAS CONDOMINIUM PROJECT THIS WEEK FOR USING HER NAME IN AN ADD THAT APPEARS TO BE A REFERENCE TO THE ACCIDENTAL EXPOSURE OF HER BREAST LAST YEAR AS SHE POSED ON THE RED CARPET.

REID SAID SHE HAD NO IDEA THE STRAP OF HER DRESS HAD SLIPPED OFF HER SHOULDER AND HER BREAST WAS HANGING OUT IN FRONT OF THE PAPARAZZI AS SHE WALKED THE RED CARPET AT SEAN P. DIDDY COMS 35TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.

THE AD FOR THE CONDOMINIMS SAYS, "DEAR TARA REID, COME LET IT ALL HANG OUT."

NOW, MS. REID…IF WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM JANET JACKSON IT’S THAT BREASTS IN THE NORMAL COURSE OF A DAY DON’T JUST ACCIDENTALLY POP OUT. BUT, IF BY SOME CRAZY HAPPENSTANCE, IT DID POP OUT, I’M SURE YOU WOULD REALIZE IT IMMEDIATIELY.

NOW, IT’S NEVER HAPPENED, BUT I GUARANTEE I WOULD KNOW IF MY ONE-EYED WILLIE WAS LOOKING OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR….
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KIDS NOWADAYS ARE SO GOOD AT MULTI TASKING AND ALWAYS PLUGGED IN TO A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT MEDIA AT ANY ONE TIME. THEY ARE LISTENING TO IPODS, PLAYING A HAND-HELD VIDEO GAME IN FRONT OF THE TV. KIDS ARE NOW MANAGING TO PACK 8 ½ HOURS OF MEDIA EXPOSURE INTO 6 AND ½ HOURS OF EACH DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.

NO WONDER WHY ATTENTION DEFECIT DISORDER IS EVERYWHERE.
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AND ROD STEWART IS GOING TO TIE THE KNOT….AGAIN

THIS TIME HE FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT, HE’S GOING TO MARRY..

{DRUM ROLL}

BARRY MANILOW….

ACTUALLY HE’S GOING TO MARRY PENNY LANCASTER…BUT THIS BRINGS UP AN INTERESTING POINT…HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN BARRY MANILOW AND ROD STEWART AT THE SAME TIME IN THE SAME PLACE?

HMMMMMM…….

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